I have a range of projects that need funding with your help. All you have to do is click on the PayPal button and donate as little or as much as you wish. If you are feeling especially generous you might consider a regular amount.
All the money that goes into the PayPal account will be used to create short films (maybe even some long films), comedy sketches, documentaries and a range of podcasts. Everything I make will be made available free online, a good deal and better value than the TV Licence I'm sure you'll agree.

Tuesday, 30 May 2017

June Newsletter


How did it get to be June already? While I have a lot keeping me occupied at the moment I am still a little disappointed when I check my PalPal account. There is plenty to be keeping me going and potential for some paid projects as well as things that will bring in money albeit not regular. Of course this is good because it will help me feel better about all the free stuff I do but I am still limited to an extent because I need financial assistance for some of the bigger projects. 

I gave you a month off from this newsletter so now it is very important that the coffers get topped up. The more money that goes in, the more you get out. It is vital that you remember that I don't put any of the money in my pocket, it all goes towards helping to create films, podcasts, comedy sketches and documentaries. In return for your generosity I will release all these finished products for free online, either on YouTube or elsewhere. 

There are several silent movies I would like to make and these won't cost a fortune but obviously need some input. The same goes for the comedy sketches, some are quite ambitious yet there are some that I will intentionally be filming on my phone to give them a feeling of intimacy and urgency. 

Projects that need your help

The Paper Thin Blue Line: A short thriller made in the style of Alfred Hitchcock featuring the cardboard cut out police officers you see in cheap and cheerful shops. I still need a bit of a financial push for this although the script is ready.

An as yet unnamed local history film which might be a bit Nottingham-centric for a lot of people to fully appreciate but should still be a charming glimpse into the city landscape of the early 20th century. 

Ongoing news

The Random Sessions returns to action on Wednesday May 31st as the first filming date after a two week break to get caught up. Now that there's a small backlog there should be an episode out every Saturday. Anyone interested in performing just get in touch, the format is three covers and an original with no amp and no microphone. I am also filming David Bowie covers for a special episode to go out on January 8th and Christmas songs for the special in December.

Nobody makes money from The Random Sessions, so please give generously.

There are still copies of The Random Saturday Sessions CD available for £5. Once these have all gone I will share the money with the acts who are featured on it. All you need to do is hit the PayPal button above and write 'CD' in the message bit along with your address. 



The Sunday Alternative Podcast is still going, at the time of writing I had just released episode 148. Imagine how cool it would be if loads of people donated £1.50 on Sunday 11th June to commemorate the 150th episode at 1p each? It would be even cooler if lots of people gave more of course as it all goes towards entertaining you.

Definite projects 

I am currently collaborating on a new stage version of A Christmas Carol, have recorded three tracks already for a third Christmas kazoo album, and will be recording a couple of new Christmas audio books to download. 

While on the subject of A Christmas Carol, have a look at this page for information on bookings this festive season, you have to plan ahead in this game.

That's all for now I think, don't forget to donate before the month progresses because the month and the money don't always move along together. 

Follow me on Twitter here (where I am still inexplicably underfollowed, it really is me but do not want to be verified due to the cheapening of the blue tick system that has seen it handed out like sweets to the wrong type of people).

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Sunday, 2 April 2017

April Newsletter

The Hop Merchant, the new home of The Random Sessions just in case the blue plaque brigade are interested.

I am a little disappointed in how much of a slog March has been with regards to raising funds. In the March newsletter I wrote that I needed the not exactly princely sum of £300 to spend creating a film homage to Alfred Hitchcock. Although I didn't reach that small target there is enough in the kitty to go ahead and make the film, and as with all of my work it will be released online totally free of charge. It appears that people still haven't quite grasped the concept of what I am trying to achieve. In return for your donations (and many grateful thanks to those who have donated) I use the money to create and not a penny of it goes into my pocket. It is certainly more value for money than the TV Licence and Council Tax put together but you pay that without moaning, okay so it is the law but you don't get back out what you put in. At the moment I am trying to sort through my projects and filter out the ones that aren't going to cost too much money because I don't want to be not doing anything.

So please remember this, the more you put in the more you get. The more money that gets donated, the more creative and ambitious I can be. Not one penny is wasted, it all goes on legitimate costs involved in making things to entertain you with.

How about having one less drink on Friday and Saturday night and donating the price of that drink to the PayPal? If a pint is on average £3.50 then it isn't a massive dent in your funds but the more people who do it the better the results will be.

In regular news, The Sunday Alternative Podcast continues weekly for free and showcases the best in new music. It is released as close to Sunday lunchtime as I can manage and is usually recorded during the week, although I do occasionally not have time and end up doing it on Saturday or even Sunday. Coming up this month there will be an extra episode because I do one on Bank Holiday Mondays.

The Random Sessions is back in full swing now with a change of format and (hopefully) a new home at The Hop Merchant in Nottingham. Episodes will start to appear every Saturday so keep an eye on my (still inexplicably underfollowed) Twitter account and the series Facebook page, which for now still carries the word 'Saturday' as Facebook don't make changing details easy. In addition to the video series there is also the monthly audio podcast, and of course these come to you free of charge.

The Random Sessions CD is still available to buy for a fiver and all the money is shared out between the artists. No money has been shared out yet because it isn't worth giving out pennies so once they're all sold everyone gets paid. Just hit the PayPal button and type 'CD please' in the notes with your address.

Most importantly of all, please donate and share this newsletter with your friends on social media.

Saturday, 4 March 2017

March Newsletter


March already eh? Where is the time going? 2017 has not been a golden year for donations so I have been stalled in my attempts to get a lot done. Surely the Christmas debts are under control now so let's get together and make great entertainment. Please remember that not one penny of the donated money goes into my pocket, it is all used to create short films (long ones too if the bunce keeps rolling), documentaries, podcasts and comedy sketches that in return for your generosity will be released online completely free of charge.

Sadly I am having some family issues at the moment that is stalling things even further but I am going to try my best to film a comedy short in the next week or so. This will cost very little to make and edit as for effect it has to be filmed on my phone, as a homage to Arron Crascall and his style of sketch. I also have a final bit of filming and work to do on a local history short film that again will not cost much but of course will be available on my YouTube channel for all to enjoy. In addition to this, I have six episodes of The Random Sessions that have not yet been released but I will be trying to prepare. The next episode of the Random Sessions podcast will feature some as yet unreleased tracks. In among my archive I have found some usable footage from the gigs I did at The Maze and some from the last two Hockley Hustles that need a bit of work but could see the light of day on YouTube. 

I still waiting to hear back regarding permission to film a pilot edition of a Pop Quiz tribute. I'm not sure if the BBC or Mike Read still own (or ever owned) the rights to the format so I thought it best to ask. If permission is granted then that will be the next big thing I work on. Other than that, just take a look at last month's newsletter to see what else I need funding for.

Let's make an effort to raise £300 to enable me to buy some cardboard police officers (like you see in shops to deter shoplifters) and film a short comedy thriller in the vein of Hitchcock. I am keen to get working on this and can guarantee that you will love it and want to share it with everyone you know. This month's newsletter is really your chance to redeem yourselves by helping to make this happen so please give what you can as it is for everyone's benefit. Once the money is raised by the end of March, I will commence work.

Bullet Points

  • The Sunday Alternative Podcast is released every Sunday free of charge, the page is here and you can follow the podcast on both Twitter and Facebook.
  • The Random Sessions Podcast is released on the last Saturday of the month free of charge, the page is here and you can follow the podcast/video series on Facebook and YouTube.
  • A range of audio-books is available from my Bandcamp page, mostly Christmas related but there is also Bowie Day which is my debut work of fiction. You can see how I came up with the idea here. Again, all of the money from the downloads goes into the creative pot to fund future projects.
  • You can buy stuff from here which also helps.
  • I am available for paid engagements, have a look here.
That's all for now, don't forget to help towards the £300 target and I'll be able to start filming something that I know is going to be brilliant, even if I say so myself.

Follow me on Twitter where I hope one day to lose the inexplicable word 'underfollowed' from my bio and like me on Facebook where I even more inexplicably underfollowed than on Twitter. It really is me even though there's no verification blue tick, and I don't want one, they dish them out willy-nilly to people who shouldn't have them so the whole thing is cheapened.

Thursday, 26 January 2017

Happy New -sletter!


I have delayed the publication of this newsletter on purpose because everyone is skint after Christmas and today is the first payday heralding the end of the longest month. Donations were a bit thin during 2016 so this year we need to work together and improve the situation so that things can be made. It is worth remembering of course that all the money that comes in from the donations using the PayPal button above will be used to create all manner of projects (podcasts, documentaries, comedy sketches, short films) which in return for your generosity will be released online totally free of charge.

With your help 2017 could be a good one so please remember that tonight is Friday night, you are back in funds so let's go for it. If you have one less drink tonight (and/or tomorrow night) and donate the price of the drink then that's a good start. 

If you make a donation of £3.65 right now, then you will be paying me a wage of 1p a day to entertain you, your TV licence doesn't provide that much value. 

Projects that need funding

I am hoping to make a short Alfred Hitchcock style thriller with a comedy tinge using the cardboard police officers used in shops to deter theft. I have looked online and for ten identical cut-outs I will need £300 to start with and hopefully be able to use the minimal budget for the actual filming. 

Saturday Breakfast

This has been on the back-burner for far too long. I need £500 to create a pilot episode which will be used as a pitch video to raise the funds to make a series. This pilot will be half an hour long and incorporate a live band, interview and a recipe for a hot breakfast meal. 

Wooly & Worth

Another one that has been on ice for too long is this proposed comedy drama that tracks down and talks to the stars of the Woolworths adverts to see how life has treated them since the closure of the popular chain. This could be filmed over an undetermined period of time and released when ready. 



In other news

The Random Sessions

There are five episodes in the can of this, and there will be more to come. I have tinkered with the format a little and will no longer be doing the days out wandering about asking if we can play in shops and cafes. The new Random Sessions (notice the 'Saturday' has been dropped) will be filmed as one-offs and involve the artist doing three of their own originals and one cover. 

The Random Sessions Podcast

Tomorrow (Saturday 28th) sees the first edition of an audio podcast playing the live tracks from the sessions, which will work alongside the video series. This podcast will be monthly and released on the last Saturday. 

Both the video sessions and the audio podcast are free and rely on donations to keep it that way. The video series involves travelling and buying drinks for people in order to produce these videos so please consider this when watching.

The Sunday Alternative Podcast

The weekly podcast of new music continues (at the time of this newsletter we are up to episode 132) and will drop on Sunday lunchtimes with bonus editions on Bank Holidays. I was supposed to do extra editions over Christmas but I didn't have time. This podcast is free and relies on your donations to keep it that way.


There are other projects in the pipeline including a return to radio, a couple of things connected to A Christmas Carol, a tribute to the BBC show Pop Quiz, and a local history type of short film about Nottingham.

Thank you in advance, please realise that you are a big help because you are providing entertainment for the rest of the world. 

Sunday, 18 December 2016

Emergency December News


I am having trouble uploading the new album to Bandcamp for some reason, having tried every format my patience is now at an end. As it is getting closer to the big day, you will no doubt be wanting to wrap up the MP3 players you have bought as presents and are possibly waiting for the album to be released.

To get round this problem, I am afraid that the only solution is to email it out as a ZIP file. All you need to do is make a donation via the PayPal button above of any amount and I will email it to you and include the artwork.

Apologies for keeping everyone waiting for this, I will try to get it on Bandcamp before next Christmas but this is I feel a good solution.

[December 2017 sees the release of YET Another Kazoo Christmas with Steve Oliver]

Wednesday, 30 November 2016

December Newsletter


I haven't written a monthly newsletter for a while, as I was a little disillusioned by general failure to understand the Indie GoGo campaign to raise funds. If people had looked beyond the idea of making a vinyl album of A Kazoo Christmas with Steve Oliver and watched the video or read the blurb then you would have got the point that all I was trying to do was raise enough money to help with ongoing projects. 

Please remember that all the money raised using the above PayPal button goes towards making podcasts, Random Sessions, short films, comedy sketches, documentaries and loads more. In return for your generosity I will make these things available for free on the Internet.

Christmas shopping

Okay, we can't deny it any longer. It will soon be Christmas and as such you need to buy presents for people. First of all you might be thinking of buying someone an MP3 player or smart phone. Why not add something nice before you wrap it up.

Go to my Bandcamp page and check out a range of audio books and my debut album A Kazoo Christmas with Steve Oliver. These are all available to download for free or pay what you like. If you donate something it all goes into the fund to make exciting projects available for free. Imagine how good you'll feel knowing you made a contribution towards it.

My new single is available now by email only. I have made a kazoo cover of 'Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy' which is exclusively sent out to anyone who donates £1 or more using the PayPal button. This single will never be made available any other way so get donating. 


There are CDs left featuring several musicians who have been part of The Random Saturday Sessions, all the profits go to the musicians (please be assured that they come out of it better than I do). They are £5 each and will be sent to you if you donate the fiver using the PayPal button and email me straight away with 'Random CD' in the subject line and send your postal address.

In other news

The Sunday Alternative Podcast: Still going strong every week (and bonus Bank Holiday Monday editions) after five years. I listen to all music I am sent so email MP3/download links to steveEoliver@gmail.com or send physical copies/press packs to 

Steve Oliver
The Sunday Alternative
c/o I'm Not From London
Unit 5 Cobden Chambers
Pelham Street
Nottingham
NG1 2ED

There will be a Christmas special released on Christmas Day as it is a Sunday this year, and extra episodes on Boxing Day and Tuesday 27th.

The Random Sessions: Notice how the 'Saturday' has been dropped. I will still be doing the day out events because they are a lot of fun to do, but I am also reformatting the series with videos recorded more as proper sessions, maybe as a tidier version of what has come before. In the can at the time of writing are sets by Joe Strange, Strange Currencies, Heather Flint and The Girl and The Stone, with plenty more arranged.

I intend to film sessions in other areas too, with York and Sheffield already planned for early 2017.

Finally...

I'm not sure if it's a public event or not, but I am giving a speech on Friday 23rd December called Charles Dickens: The Man Who Invented Christmas at the Nottingham Mechanics Institute. Get me!

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That's it for now, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and please do consider donating towards a good creative cause.

Monday, 1 August 2016

August Newsletter

Before we start, I turn 40 on the 27th of this month. Please remember this when reading on, thank you.



There's such a thing as a slow burn but this is ridiculous! To try and encourage a few donations into the fund I have set up a campaign on IndieGoGo to raise two thousand pounds to make a vinyl album of last year's album A Kazoo Christmas with Steve Oliver in time for this year's festive shopping market. As good as it will be to make and release this album, it isn't the most important thing in the world and sadly I think a lot of people have missed the point completely, possibly because they haven't listened to the video properly.

The whole thing is explained and also points out why I have used IndieGoGo instead of Kickstarter. Both sites carry a risk and with IndieGoGo you get to keep all the money you make, even if you don't reach your target. If I don't raise the two thousand pound required to make an LP then the point is you will still have helped to create something. Every penny is spent on making entertainment that goes online for free in return for your generosity, so that everyone can enjoy it. You pay for a TV Licence don't you? Imagine a system that is better value.

Please head over to the IndieGoGo page now and give what you can. If the target isn't met or exceeded then at least you have helped me in some way. It's only the beginning of the month so there should be plenty of wages left. For £500 I can make the pilot episode of Saturday Breakfast at long last, and for about the same figure I can make (or at least start work on) the comedy drama about Woolly and Worth. Not only that but I can make slightly more ambitious comedy sketches and bits and bobs. I also have a couple of documentary ideas that are worth investing in so if you have one less drink this weekend you could chuck the money my way. You can of course also use the 'donate' button above, it all goes into the same PayPal account and only gets used for your pleasure, not mine.

In other news...

The Random Saturday Sessions: Series six is ready to roll out so keep an eye on my Twitter and Facebook for an alert, I'm guessing on a Saturday. There will hopefully be more taking place away from Nottingham so hit that button and make it happen. 

The Sunday Alternative: At the time of writing this newsletter the 101st episode had just gone out. This podcast is free to listen to and download, but a bit of generosity is always appreciated. 

Bowie Day: I recently found my original notes for this story and made a little video. It was filmed on my phone so I have that annoying black line frame down either side of me. Anyway, the video is free of course here on my YouTube and the audio book is available to download for free or pay what you like, (pay something though, it all goes in the fund) from here. (NB There might be an animation based on the story next year).

That's about it really. Apart from the short film I am in the middle of making. It is a little local history type thing so probably won't have much appeal outside of Nottingham, I have recorded a narrative and done the principal photography so far. 

Gigs

I have some gigs coming up:

September 11th The Sunday Alternative 5th Anniversary Celebration - The Doghouse, Nottingham

October 9th The Sunday Alternative stage at Bunkers Hill (Hockley Hustle)

November 26th The Random Saturday Sessions End of Year Do & Cassette Launch - Royal Children

December 23rd Charles Dickens: The Man Who Invented Christmas - Nottingham Mechanics Institute

Buy things from my shop (please) here.
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Email me steveEoliver@gmail.com

Friday, 1 July 2016

July newsletter

There are plenty of things going on but sadly I still haven't raised sufficient funding to make two projects come to life, so the pilot episode of Saturday Breakfast and the Woolworths comedy short are still on the bench. I need £500 to make a reasonable pilot, not a huge amount if everyone chips in. The Woolworths comedy will be a little more expensive but not much. 

The Sunday Alternative Podcast rolls on, and on Sunday 24th will reach its 100th edition. You can listen to the entire archive here, and if you think that my efforts are worth 1p per podcast then please donate one pound using the PayPal button above on the 24th. 

The Random Saturday Sessions is having a little rest for the moment but there's plenty to look forward to with series six and two bonus episodes in the can for release very soon. With the right amount of funding I will be able to have another away day filming musicians in other places, York was a great deal of fun and I met some lovely people and will definitely be going back when I can. You can watch all of the videos on either Facebook (give it a like) or YouTube

In related news, there will be a cassette compilation of Random songs released at the end of the year. I'm not sure what the selling price will be yet but it will be shared between the artists who agreed to have their tracks used. If you haven't seen a cassette for a few years, you will at least remember how they fit nicely in a Christmas stocking.

Charles Dickens/A Christmas Carol: Details of my Dickens related work can be found here

A Kazoo Christmas With Steve Oliver was the album I released last Christmas as a download and I have two items of news relating to this. First of all I can reveal that work has already started on the follow-up which will be released in time for Christmas 2016. The second piece of news is that on Saturday 16th of this month you need to be keeping an eye on my Facebook page and Twitter feed and for now, that is all I am saying.

Undercover Breakfast is a new project that will be what is known as a 'soft release', in other words I won't be making a big song and dance about it. It will be a hidden camera consumer type show reviewing breakfasts in cafes that I will be adding to my YouTube. I have wanted to do something like this for a while but only recently decided that this was the way. No special effects, this will be filmed entirely on a phone. Again, there won't be a regular release day or time so follow me on the social links above and I hope you enjoy it. This is another example of how having creative freedom is all about having an idea and running with it. (This has been delayed until I get a new phone, it's been ordered).

You can buy Sunday Alternative merchandise and my audio books here

For paid work go here.

Monday, 27 June 2016

What the Dickens


I know it is a bit early to be thinking about Christmas, but I am taking bookings for late November/December. One of my favourite things about Christmas is that I get to read the book and watch and listen to countless movie/television/radio/audio book versions of A Christmas Carol. In recent years I have released audio books of the Christmas stories of Charles Dickens (still available to download from here along with other treats), and this year I am upping my game.

On Friday 23rd December I will be giving a talk at the Nottingham Mechanics Institute titled Charles Dickens: The Man Who Invented Christmas, about the great man and his relationship with the festive season. I am available to give this talk in schools, societies, writers/book groups. In addition to this I also offer a storytelling show in which I read several stories, ending of course with the 'public speaking' abridged version of A Christmas Carol. I have an up to date CRB certificate (thanks to my day job in the legal business) if that helps to seal the deal.

During the Christmas season I can also provide a Christmas Carol themed quiz night, and if you want me to do I am also available to talk prior to a cinematic showing of one of the many movie adaptations.

Email me in the first instance to discuss your needs steveEoliver@gmail.com 

In other news on the same theme, I am planning on staging a radio drama style production of A Christmas Carol which will be recorded and made available as a download.

I am available for work in various other areas too, see here for details.

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

June Newsletter

We are now at the halfway point of the year and I am no nearer reaching any realistic amount of funding to make either the Saturday Breakfast pilot (I need £500 to make a low budget half hour pilot to use in the push to get a series) or the Woolly and Worth comedy. I turn 40 in two months time and I had hoped to cross a few things off my to-do list before then.

All you need to do is donate any amount, no matter how small, using the PayPal donate button at the top of this page. If everyone who reads this donated even one pound it would make all the difference. None of it goes in my pocket, it is all used to create free stuff that will entertain everyone. I think you'll agree that it is far better value than the TV Licence.

If anyone wants to donate a larger amount to really make a difference I would be eternally grateful. There are documentaries, comedy sketches, films and all sorts of delights waiting to be made.

Here's what else is happening:

The Sunday Alternative Podcast

Almost at the 100th edition, there's also a bonus podcast on a Bank Holiday Monday (please always refer to Bank Holiday Monday as Sunday +1). Showcasing the best new music around I guarantee to listen personally to everything I am sent.

The podcast is free and if everyone who listened donated once a month it would make a huge difference. If anyone wants to sponsor the podcast please get in touch, if I can get the funding I would like to be able to rent a studio to record live bands in session for special episodes in the future.

Listen to the entire archive of podcasts and radio shows here (and if you're feeling generous...)

The Random Saturday Sessions

On May 30th I filmed another collection of sets in Nottingham with Gerry Trimble, Paul Carbuncle, Strumming Johnny Carey, Misk Hills Mountain Rambler and Cameron Sinclair-Harris. These episodes will appear in the upcoming weeks (there are still two episodes from York to go out).

I had previously said that this would be the final time I do the series in Nottingham because trying to get Nottingham musicians to perform music (something you would think they would want to do), yet we had such a great time that maybe I'll do it again in the future. On Friday June 10th I am filming some bonus sessions and I will be filming at The Kimberly Jam festival on Saturday 18th June.

One of the things that the donations will help with is taking the concept out to other towns and cities to film local musicians performing. York was great fun so I would love to repeat the experience in Leeds, Sheffield, Newcastle, Lincoln (this one looks quite promising) and London. If the donations really kick off then New York, Los Angeles, and Nashville would be quite cool.

If anyone would like to sponsor The Random Saturday Sessions and enable me to expand then please get in touch.

The videos are on my YouTube channel and the Facebook page is here.

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That's about it for this newsletter so I will leave you with these footnotes.

  • The Saturday Breakfast Pilot needs £500 to get made.
  • The Woolly and Worth film is written and although some bits are doable on a shoestring I want it to look as good as possible with regards locations and presentation. 
  • Depending on someone else's schedule, a Kickstarter campaign might be set up in the not too distant future (hopefully) to help fund an animated short.
  • Talking of animation, I have been helped out (not financially but with props) towards the making of a short 'stop-start' film that I will be making and releasing for free. 
  • If you're in a position to pay me to work for you, then have a look at this page.
  • My shop is open, all money goes into the filming fund.

Thank you in advance, all donations are gratefully appreciated.

Sunday, 1 May 2016

May Newsletter


How can it be the fifth month of the year already? Things are still not moving along as quickly as they should be and I'm afraid to say it is the fault of you reading this. Donations have not been sufficient to get anything significant off the ground. Please do consider making a donation using the PayPal donate button above, none of it goes in my pocket of course, every penny will go into creating online entertainment that will, in return for your gift, be gifted back to you. I want to make short films, documentaries, comedy sketches, and podcasts that will be made available free of charge.

For roughly £500 I can make the pilot episode of Saturday Breakfast, a music and cookery interview show. The pilot will then be used as a Kickstarter video to attempt to raise funds to make a series.

For about the same costs I will make the long mooted feature about Woolly and Worth, the advert mascots for Woolworths. This is a dark comedy drama about what happened to the double act after Woolworths closed down in 2008.

There's other things in the pipeline too, so please donate what you can. 

News

The Random Saturday Sessions: Series 5 was filmed on Saturday 30th April in York and a great day was had by all. These episodes will be with you soon. I would like to do more of these out of Nottingham and travel to places with a thriving music scene, this can be possible with some donations to go towards the cost of travel and refreshments.

The Sunday Alternative Podcast: Now on episode 86 with a bonus edition ready for Bank Holiday Monday, this is still a great way to discover new music in an attention span friendly half hour podcast that is available free of charge. Your donations ensure that I can continue to do this.

Many thanks.

Thursday, 14 April 2016

The wonder of Woollies and crowd funding

Photo from This Is Money

This project has been in limbo for far too long and so this newsletter is published to draw your attention to it. I actually conceived this idea in January 2009 when the final Woolworths stores were locking up for the final time and the nation was still mourning. 

I have changed the formatting slightly over the years whenever I come across my notes but I do have a script in place that follows the turbulent years following the closure of Woolworths and the effect that it had on the two mascots Woolly and Worth. We find out that the celebrity lifestyle disappeared and the pair suffered severe hardship eventually living on the streets.

Now they are making the ultimate showbiz comeback, but is the world of retail advertising the same as it once was and will a sheep and a dog still be as popular as they were in their heyday? 

The film is a dark comedy about the excesses of fame and fortunes lost. 

I don't anticipate needing a fortune to do this but there will be some expenses that need covering, especially after the filming when the technical stuff kicks in and all the editing and sound work will need doing. Woolly and Worth are two cuddly toys that I have and need to convert them into puppets and will be operated using the 'hand and rod' technique (like The Muppets were). For some scenes we will need to use some kind of trolly system for walking scenes. I will be paying for a film crew and a small cast of actors and two puppeteers. 

If you miss Woolworths and would like to see this film made, then please make a donation (however large or small) using the PayPal button at the top of the page. As always, all of the money that is donated using the button will be used to make short films, documentaries, podcasts, comedy sketches and other such things that I will make available to watch/listen to online totally free of charge - my gift as a thank you for your gift.

Thank you.

Sunday, 3 April 2016

April Newsletter


Four months into the year and I am still way off target for the things I want to achieve before Santa visits again. I can't express enough the importance of upping the crowd funding by donating what you can, even pennies all add up, in order to help bring these ideas to fruition. Please remember that I don't take any money personally, it all goes into making entertainment that will be given away for free on the Internet. Currently the thing I am saving up for is the pilot episode of Saturday Breakfast, which I think I can do on the cheap for £500. There will then be a Kickstarter campaign to hopefully make a series and the pilot will be the campaign video. To make the series properly won't be massively expensive so the target amount won't be huge, however I do want to pay the people who work on it and make it look as professional as possible. 

All donations are appreciated and it is a good deal when you think about it, certainly better value than the TV Licence. Whether you make a one-off donation or a regular payment I appreciate it all the same. In order to concentrate on one thing at a time I will focus the payments on making the pilot first and getting the Kickstarter going. 

In other news, here are some free things to hopefully spur you on:

The Sunday Alternative Podcast is still rolling on of course, listen to all episodes here

The Random Saturday Sessions has two episodes left to air at the time of writing this, I definitely want to do more especially in other towns and cities and donations will help with that. Like the series on Facebook here

I am doing a video blog on my Facebook page and putting up some cheap and cheerful little bits of comedy that I have filmed on my phone. Again I hope that the free content will spur on donations. Basically anything I don't spend money on will go on my Facebook and the more elaborate things will go on YouTube. Give my Facebook page a like here.

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

March Newsletter


Alas, there is not going to be an album of Kanye West covers performed on the kazoo. What you failed to grasp if you didn't donate is that the album idea was a joke in order to raise awareness of crowd funding. The £100 I asked for was going to go in the pot to make short films, documentaries, comedy sketches, the Saturday Breakfast pilot, and more podcasts. Please do make use of the PayPal button at the top of this page (and indeed all of my blogs) and make a contribution.

On my shop page there is a range of ways you can help, all of which involve buying something.

Why not get me to record a kazoo rendition of a favourite song for your own YouTube dedication? It might make a romantic gift for your loved one. Find out how here.

Here's a few things I want to get off the ground and need help with. Please remember that everything I make will be made available online for free, my gift in return for your gift.

Saturday Breakfast pilot, Woolworths based comedy short, bringing back Moonage Daydream (the Bowie podcast that takes a long time to write), bringing back and finishing off the Covermount podcast.

I am available for hire too, look here. In addition to the things listed I can also do you a nice press release sheet for your band, here's an example.

Ongoing:

The Sunday Alternative Podcast: This is perhaps the best new music podcast you could listen to, but then I would say that. I do it for free and don't charge for it, if you donated 52p a year then that's a penny per podcast. Catch up with all episodes here.

The Random Saturday Sessions: Possibly my favourite project, all I do is meet up with a gang of musicians and then find somewhere to play. We all do this for free and pay for our own drinks and food. With a healthy amount of donations we could pay to expand to other cities, maybe by buying a van to travel in. Catch up with all episodes here.

Thank you for reading and thank you in advance for your donations.



Friday, 29 January 2016

February Newsletter

To celebrate the fact that today is the first pay day after Christmas and we are all back in funds, I have brought the February newsletter out a few days early. What with today being the first Friday with a full wallet since being paid early last month, what better time than now to remind you about how much value you will get compared to the TV Licence.

There are a few reasonably big filming projects in waiting, and all it takes is a good blast of funding. Every penny that is donated using the PayPal button will be used to create short films, documentaries, podcasts, live performances and all manner of quality entertainment that I will put online to be enjoyed by everyone for nothing. This includes a chat show, a radio drama (both recorded in front of an audience and released online for free), and the pilot episode of Saturday Breakfast.

If you head over to my shop page there's a host of ways to help, including Sunday Alternative bags and t-shirts, audio books, and the chance to have a kazoo rendition of your favourite song recorded just for you.

So why not celebrate the first pay day of the year by donating £3.65 and getting everything I provide for just a penny a day (with a bonus day as it's a leap year), if you do it now before you go wasting it in food and utility bills then it is done for the year. Of course you could pay more if you want or even make a regular donation if you want to, it all goes to provide entertainment. Maybe one day I will be able to quit working for a firm of solicitors (possibly before they realise I don't really know what I'm doing) and draw a wage from this but for now I am happy to be the giver of fine art (or to piss about playing the kazoo).



In other news:

The Sunday Alternative Podcast rolls along every week, appearing online every Sunday, would you believe? Listen to past episodes here.

Bowie Day: The audio book of my short story is available to download for free with the option to pay what you like. It would be cool if you pay something though because it goes in the creative fund. Download it from here.

The Sunday Alternative Live: No immediate plans to do this again but there will be sporadic video releases of past gigs over the coming weeks. Check out The Sunday Alternative channel on YouTube, also contains performances from the radio show.

The Random Saturday Sessions: The final Nottingham tour (maybe) takes place on Saturday 30th January before branching out to other towns and cities, past episodes are available to watch from here.

Friday, 1 January 2016

January Newsletter (the £3.65 plan)

Happy New Year, let's make this a good one. Last year saw some planned projects stall due to lack of funding which is a shame and not just because it adds to this year's workload. Please consider the PayPal button when reading the blog or listening to a podcast because even the smallest sum will make a difference, to make it easier I thought of an idea - just donate £3.65 now and be done with it. That way you have paid me upfront for the year at the rate of 1p a day, it doesn't seem like much but it's more than nothing. Of course if you want to pay more then that is cool too, (and very much appreciated) so why not just donate £365.00 now and be done with it if you think £1 a day is reasonable? You would actually be getting one day for free because I have just realised that 2016 is a leap year.

The fact is that your donations really do help and in return I will use every penny to make documentaries, short films, long films if enough money is raised, podcasts, comedy sketches and a whole host of things that I will put on the Internet for the whole world to enjoy free of charge. Imagine how good you will feel knowing that you were part of that? 

In addition to the donation route there are also a range of items on my shop page. Why not get in early to beat the 2016 Christmas rush?

I will do record a video of myself playing your favourite song on the kazoo for donations of £5 or more and for the January sales I will do two songs (two songs offer ends on January 31st). You might also want to buy a video dedication for your loved one for Valentine's Day. What could be more romantic than 'your song' played by me on kazoo, perhaps the song you walked down the aisle to or your first wedding dance?

This year I want to (finally) get round to filming the pilot of Saturday Breakfast as a priority. Also in the pipeline is a chat show recorded on stage in front of an audience that will be recorded as a free podcast, a radio drama again recorded in front of an audience, and if I get the time I want to finally film the Woolly and Worth comedy documentary that has been on the back burner for far too long. 

I turn 40 in the summer so in many ways I see this year as a last chance to see through some of the projects that I have been wanting to get through for several years to enable me to start afresh. All donations go towards that goal. It would be nice to be able to draw a living wage from the PayPal fund and go full time but one thing at a time.

The PayPal button is at the top of the page, why not click it before you close this page? Many many thanks in advance and may your 2016 be a good one.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

December Newsletter

It's December so it is okay to mention Christmas. Here are a few last minute present ideas.

If you're buying someone an MP3 player for Christmas, then you could load it up with a festive audio book or two. There's a range of them on my Bandcamp page including my readings of popular Charles Dickens Christmas tales.

A Kazoo Christmas with Steve Oliver is my debut album featuring ten festive favourites as you have never heard them before. It is released on my Bandcamp on Saturday 12th December and I ask everyone to share and tweet using the hashtag #kazooturday. The album will be free to download with the option to pay any amount you like.

This is the album cover



It is now too late to order t-shirts and bags for Christmas presents I am afraid, although they make nice presents any time of year, and the bags will pay for themselves by avoiding the 5p charge for carrier bags. It is also too late for a festive kazoo dedication video due to me not having the time, but worth considering for Valentine's Day?

As with all of my projects, all money raised will go not in my pocket but put straight back into creating short films, podcasts, comedy sketches, and documentaries that I will make freely available online in return for your gift. 

In other news:

The Random Saturday Sessions: Series one is all online now and at the time of writing this newsletter, episode two with Jay Brow is available now. There's an extended Christmas Special being released on Christmas Eve with Brett Sinclair, The Idolins, Gerry Trimble, George Gadd, Josh Kemp, Jay Brow, Alexa Hawksworth and a duet between Lisa De'Ville and Cibele. The version of 'Fairytale of New York' is something that has to be seen to be believed. 

The Sunday Alternative Podcast: Still going strong and available for free every Sunday, 2016 sees the fifth anniversary with a special concert

Steve Oliver's Nottingham Noise 2015 is a special four part podcast with my favourite releases from the city of my birth. The first part drops on Christmas Eve with the series continuing on Boxing Day, December 27th, and New Year's Eve.

Bowie Day (a short story inspired by A Christmas Carol): Due to not having time to give it publicity, I will be postponing the release of the audio book until January 1st 2016, the perfect start to the new year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, if you buy one less drink when you go out and donate the money instead that would make a massive difference.

Sunday, 1 November 2015

November Newsletter

Like it or not, Christmas is getting closer and so in the spirit of the season I am here to give you some present ideas. First though, the news.

The Random Saturday Sessions has kicked off and at the time of writing this newsletter there are two episodes already up from Paul Warnin and George Gadd. This doesn't cost anything to film (although it would be nice to have money available to pay everyone's travel expenses at least) but the editing is a time consuming process.


A Kazoo Christmas With Steve Oliver, my debut album, will hopefully be ready for release at the beginning of December. For financial reasons it will only be available as a download but with your help I could set aside some funding to make it available as a CD. LP, and cassette for Christmas 2016.

The Sunday Alternative Podcast will have reached 70 editions by the end of this year and there are no signs of me giving it up. Not only do I record and upload it for free, I also make it available for free. Everything I make will be available for free in return for your generous gifts.


Bowie Day (a short story inspired by A Christmas Carol) will be available very soon. It has been recorded and should be released early December as an audio book. If you're buying someone an MP3 player for Christmas, then why not load it on there as a bonus present. It'll be a free download with the option to pay what you want, and all the money goes into the fund to make entertainment for you.


The Sunday Alternative Live has finished for this year and may return if I have the time next year. Every band and musician has been brilliant but the project has been fraught with problems behind the scenes. My intention to make this into an online series has had issues from the start, both with the filming and the audio (I received two gigs worth of audio back - August and September - at the end of October). We are now working on getting them out as soon as possible and there's already one up to watch. All the door money was shared out between the artists and I took nothing, just saying.

Now for some shopping ideas!



The Sunday Alternative T-shirt, with or without the back slogan.



The Sunday Alternative bag helps you look cool and beat the 5p carrier bag charge.

T-shirt and bag are available from my shop page.

My audio books are all available from my Bandcamp page.

My books are all available from my author page on Amazon.

For £2 I will write a letter of complaint to the business of your choice, example.

For £5 I will record a cover of your favourite song on the kazoo, or maybe you'd like to dedicate a song to a loved one? Here's how.

Don't forget that all money raised goes into the fund to help make entertainment that I will make freely available. In the long run, it is better value than the TV Licence. 

BRAND NEW OFFER.

For £20 I will make a one-off unique cassette for you. Here's how it will happen:

1 - Hit the PayPal button and donate £20
2- I will receive an email notification from PayPal that contains your email address.
3- I email you to confirm receipt and to thank you.
4- You email me 10 songs of your choosing.
5- I record the songs for you with a special message and a bit of in-between song chat on a cassette that will be exclusively yours. Only one copy of this tape will ever be available*, you are free to share it online if you wish - it belongs to you.
6- I will make you a cassette sleeve that is just for your cassette and post it to you.

*One copy will be made and placed in my archive, this will never see the light of day, so not strictly unique but yours will be the original.

In 2016 I want to get cracking on a number of delayed projects that need your financial input, once made they will be available for everyone to enjoy free of charge. These projects include the delayed pilot episode of Saturday Breakfast (which will cost about £500 to make on the cheap), a radio drama in front of an audience that may pave the way for a series, a chat show in front of an audience which is provisionally a series of six episodes, an all day free entry gig on September 11th to celebrate five years of The Sunday Alternative, and of course the ongoing weekly Sunday Alternative podcast along with The Random Saturday Sessions series.


Please consider making a donation if you enjoy my daily blog or weekly podcast, either a one-off or a regular contribution would make a difference and enable me to make these projects a reality. If you can't afford to then please enjoy them anyway but make sure you share and tweet for me so that maybe someone you know can help. 

If you're a business and want to sponsor one of my projects then please get in touch. It could be the podcast or something else, email me and we'll talk.

Thank you.

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